my dad is so lame, what about yours?

a msn conversation with dad this afternoon... the ones in bold are really funny remarks from him and sometimes he's superlame! /swtswtswt

my dad- lim
me- yiling.L
my sis- someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com




...continuation (cos i accidentally closed the window without printscreening first)

yiling.L says: coach
lim says: htese coaches are very cmfy now
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: yes
yiling.L says: yeah we are going by aeroline... quite famous one
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: i wanna buy coach bag
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: hahah
lim says: why is eiling inside our msn?
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: why cannot?
yiling.L says: i told u can add ppl inside one
lim says: how to add?
yiling.L says: what has coach bag to with the bus (coach??)
lim says: malu (p/s: miss and love you- my dad's fav acronym)
yiling.L says: on the top theres a green icon with a plus?
yiling.L says: the msn icon
lim says: eiling, u better change the title of ur blog
yiling.L says: ?
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: why leh?
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: nothing one what
lim says: the word kill is not good vibe
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: just for fun
yiling.L says: aiyoh baba nothing one mah
yiling.L says: exaggeration
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: so should i put somone, pls shoot me
lim says: no
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: someone please kiss me?
lim says: no
yiling.L says: hahaha
lim says: you should all put" please care for environment"
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: then?
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: hahaha
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: what handbag mum bought?
lim says: or "please conserve water"
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: what brand?
lim says: will send byemail later
yiling.L says:

someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: okies
yiling.L says: then baba why ur nickname u never put that
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: u shld put the golden goose
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: as ur nick name
lim says: what is that symbol , sweating?
yiling.L says: yeah
yiling.L says: it means.... lame
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: yeah
lim says: lame what, excuse?
yiling.L says: omg... u need some tuition on these terms...
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: lame lines
lim says: lame duck?
yiling.L says: as in when someone says something 'lame'... means not funny but he/she thinks its funny... we say 'swt' means sweat...
lim says: never heard b4?
yiling.L says: yeah cos u outdate
yiling.L says: we shall teach u
lim says: mum outdate?
yiling.L says: u both
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: haha
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: that's right someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: because u haven't been communicating with young people like us
lim says: i thoughtmum understand u fuly?
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: pls
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: never
yiling.L says: hahahhaha yiling.L says: i got one very cute emoticon
yiling.L says:

yiling.L says: cute or not
lim says: not cute, why? (p/s: i didnt know he was that sraightforward!!)
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: hha
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: ahhaa
yiling.L says: yerr... why u say not cute
lim says: it is not a girl or woman, only cartoon
yiling.L says: this calls for a... SWT yiling.L says: its a bunny!
lim says: a rabbit, U?
yiling.L says: no not me... but cute like me yiling.L says:

lim says: where get al these cartoons?
yiling.L says: copy from friend's one
lim says: i hear ms is going to be ban in malaysia coz BN lost the 308 G?
lim says: msn
lim says: 308 GE
yiling.L says: where got yiling.L says: petrol gonna go up soon yiling.L says: sighs!!!
lim says:
TruE?
yiling.L says: yeah heard its gonna be market price.... yiling.L says: which is damn high!!!! eiling gonan cry
lim says: told u to buy neo , but dont want. want bigger lke MyV
lim says: neo saves petrol
yiling.L says: neo saves petrol? i dun think so....
lim says: drives mum car will solve the problem (p/s: my mom drives an old junk wira manual somemore!)
yiling.L says: hehehe.... mom's car fixed edi
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: ziling said rumoured petrol up by 70cents
lim says: today news?
yiling.L says: well the consumer minister said its possible we'll have to pay market price
lim says: actually, petronas was subsidizing the petrol very nicely cozpetronas revenue is rakyat revenue
yiling.L says: all also pakai cakap yiling.L says: not like the ministers will feel anything since they're using our money to pump their minister big cars
lim says: then some smart ass said remove subsizy
yiling.L says: and petronas still got so much profits!
lim says: how many ministers in malaysia - 1 million?
lim says: how many myv in malaysia - 10,000?
yiling.L says: what do u mean
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: aiyoh
lim says: petronas money was channel for the country use
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: petrol so high everything will go up in price someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: sob sob
lim says: but the probelm is the rakyat thinks petronas belongs to bumi
lim says: why u still keeping the escape?
lim says: sell it to buy a neo b4 mum comes back
yiling.L says: hahahaits in mom's name la
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: nope someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: i like the escape
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: it's high enough
lim says: escape from highpetrolprice
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: then kancil lo someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: viva lo someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: motorbike lo
yiling.L says: vios!
lim says: i heard kangoo is low o petrol
yiling.L says: bicycle lo
someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: ish i hate kangoo someone, pls kill me..... eiling.blogspot.com says: like bread car
lim says: mum favorite, coz it is french
lim says: liek choc car
yiling.L says: ahhaha

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petrol price increase 40%... what else can i say???

bloody stupid liar government. i hatejiu!!! those stupid ministers can say all they want that we still have the lowest price blahblahblah... what do they know? they drive their big menteri cars pumping petrol on rakyat's money. will they feel the pinch and the pain? NO! raining and all the roads are flooded... traffic jams, do they feel it? NO! they've got police escorts clearing the roads for them whereever they go, so before you stupid ministers make another stupid comment telling us to 'change our lifestyles' you better open your eyes big big, stretch your ears big big to see how we're coping/adjusting/suffering. @#$%^&@#$%!!!!

petrol increase, flour increase, electric increase, toll increase, sugar increase, crime rates increase, inflation increase, poverty increase... what didn't increase ah? oh right... salary :-/

13th GE and you are doom because i'll be eligible to vote and my vote goes to anyone but you.